Jump start my fingers

So as I'm sitting here on a Saturday night with SNL dropping edgy crude from the tv, I thought what the heck...let's see who's been hitting my HP. I'm bored. My wife's sister came into town tonight from Cali and is staying at her other sister's house. We had our neighbors across the street over for games, great couple. After that she took off to go say hi. I stayed behind because the twins were already in bed and it was past the kids bedtime. Which is fine by me honestly. I had laundry to fold, dishes to finish and if I were them, I wouldn't want to do anything but crash. But women are not that way...they don't do most of the driving.
Anywho, so this is my blog. Welcome to my world. Hold on, it's a ride and three-quarters.