Oh yes...there is nothing quite like your toddler limping towards you crying like he hurt his foot. Then you kiss your fingers(cause I only kiss baby feet when they can't walk on them) and touch them to his little injured foot only to stick them into poo. Seriously.
I don't know where it came from or how it got there but somehow poo got on the floor in the twins room and Lance stepped in it. Then limped out of his room leaving a brown spotted trail(rated better than bread crumbs by 4 our of 5 fairytale characters) to me. Luckily I was in the recliner not very far from their room. I scooped him up and hauled him to a sink to wash us both off.
Then I grabbed the 409 and a damp wash cloth and began following the trail from the recliner into their room. It even ended in this nice little loop. It was the smelliest Family Circus impression I've ever witnessed. And now I'm considering just blowing kisses to their feet cause you just never know what's going on underneath!
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Haha! It sounds like your policy against kissing baby feet once they start walking is fully justified!
Let me help you out here a bit.
Pooh = "Winnie the..."
Poo = Brown (sometimes green) mess all over your floor.
HAHHAHAHAHA
Good call not kissing the foot better!
Yes, well, my lovely wife pointed that out to me last night and I was too lazy to change it then but edit made...thanks.
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